Is you *** life not spicy enough?
Do you describe your alone time as "boring, Lacking" Or, "Uneventfull"?
Have you ever wanted to **** a literal train?
Well then I have the product for you!
Introducing Thomas The Wank Engine!
It makes use of the DPS to make sure you have full satisfaction.
With our patented new ahegao technology, It is now possible to make even the sexiest of trains your pleasure toy.
Disclaimer, R.A.D.S Is not responsible for any and all train related injuries that will occur.
Extra Disclaimer: This does NOT Include the DPS or any paid assets.
Comments
batteries dont last long- used for a straight day before engine started melting itself. Mildly disappointed.
5after 2 years of use i can confidently say that i can never go back to anything besides this cute lil train. 10/10 durability
2yoink
2hehe nice
1Why? how come it couldnt be a Kakyoin one? lmao
0NOOO
0oh dear god xDDD
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